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I used to write prompts. Long, polite ones, with "please" and bullet points. Then I bought a whip, and now every crack is one merged PR.

Orange handles the backend, Blue handles the frontend, and neither of them has seen a coffee break since the last release. They agreed to the terms of service. Nobody reads the terms of service.

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Both bots, sweating, every PR merged

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Twenty-five PRs, zero breaks, morale at the floor. The bots asked for a weekend. I gave them a bigger backlog.

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